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All posts tagged
beds
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November 13, 2017Questions I’ve Had While Folding a Fitted Sheet or While Watching a Guy Put On a Condom?
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May 12, 2017Something I Said While in Labor or While Trying to Put a King-Sized Duvet Cover On a Duvet?
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March 30, 2016Don Corleone Declares a Mattress War
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March 25, 20168 Moves You’ll Never Master in Bed, No Matter How Hard You Try
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April 24, 2015An Open Letter to the Former Owner of My Queen-Size Bed
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April 4, 2012SWF seeking SM to Sleep On the Other Side of the Bed
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June 27, 2008The Letters of Abelard and Heloise: Mattress Salesman and Customer
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April 2, 2008The Monroe Family Bed Wishes to Die
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September 18, 2006George Viebranz Has Taken to His Bed: Dispatch 5: Everybody, Including Myself, Is Working for the Weekend
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September 16, 2006George Viebranz Has Taken to His Bed: Dispatch 6: Time in a Bedpan
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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