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billy-joel

February 28, 2018

Billy Joel Plays “Piano Man” for the First Time At the Bar He Based the Song On

by Tom Smyth
June 15, 2016

List: 10 Billy Joel Song Titles That Are Also Answers You Give to the Insurance Adjuster Who Suspects You and Your Associates of Arson

by Gustavo Turner
June 23, 2014

Because I Said So

by Marsh McCall
May 16, 2007

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Note Placed in the Pay Envelope of Billy “The Piano Man” Joel

by John Moe
April 27, 2005

What I Would Be Thinking About If I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano

by Michael Ian Black
March 22, 2005

The Lyrics to the Billy Joel Song “We Didn’t Start the Fire” If They Were Written by a Muskrat Instead of by Billy Joel

by David Litt

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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February 22, 2019

Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy

by Arthur Imperatore and Brian Geiger
February 22, 2019

List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions

by Wendi Aarons
February 22, 2019

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Animated Features Forthcoming From John Lasseter’s New Studio

by Kimberly Harrington
February 22, 2019

List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon