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All posts tagged
birth-control
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April 19, 2017When the GOP Takes Away My Birth Control, How Will I Know What Day It Is?
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September 21, 2015Generic Birth Control Brand or My Super Sweet Sixteen Participant?
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January 5, 2011Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 5: Low Expectations
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April 13, 2007Planned Parenthood’s Plans C, D, E, F, And G For Iraqi Insurgent Control
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October 5, 2004Moons That Orbit Distant Planets or Female Birth Control Brand Names?
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September 1, 2004An Open Letter to Officials of the United States Government Regarding What’s New in My Reproductive Area
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose