1. Alesse
2. Titania
3. Bianca
4. Mirena
5. Lunelle
6. Sinope
7. Hyperion
8. Lea
9. Gracial
10. Mircette
11. Europa
12. Umbriel
Moons: 2, 3, 6, 7, 11, 12
Brand names: 1, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10
October 5, 2004
Moons That Orbit Distant Planets or Female Birth Control Brand Names?
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