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All posts tagged
outer-space
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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December 4, 2019My Worst First Dates On Elon Musk’s Mars Colony
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March 27, 2019Our Historic All-Female Spacewalk Will Now Feature a Male Astronaut!
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December 4, 2017Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet
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November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
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August 26, 2016Doing Science: The Oxygen Crisis, or, Sometimes These Things Name Themselves
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April 22, 2015We Got Big Plans for You, Newly Discovered Planet
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April 22, 2014I’m a 4-Billion-Year-Old Microbe On an Asteroid Heading Straight Toward Earth and I’m So Excited to Hang Out, You Guys
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February 24, 2014You Never Think You’re Going to Be the Type of Space Captain to Throw Someone Out the Airlock
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January 31, 2012Exit Row Instructions for Passengers On the Space Ark
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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