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All posts tagged
outer-space
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December 4, 2019My Worst First Dates On Elon Musk’s Mars Colony
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March 27, 2019Our Historic All-Female Spacewalk Will Now Feature a Male Astronaut!
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December 4, 2017Your Mass Shooting Thoughts and Prayers Are Accidentally Going to the Angry God of a Distant Planet
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November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
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August 26, 2016Doing Science: The Oxygen Crisis, or, Sometimes These Things Name Themselves
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April 22, 2015We Got Big Plans for You, Newly Discovered Planet
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April 22, 2014I’m a 4-Billion-Year-Old Microbe On an Asteroid Heading Straight Toward Earth and I’m So Excited to Hang Out, You Guys
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February 24, 2014You Never Think You’re Going to Be the Type of Space Captain to Throw Someone Out the Airlock
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January 31, 2012Exit Row Instructions for Passengers On the Space Ark
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December 2, 2011History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Space Rover
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 3, 2020The Fourth of July: Myth vs. Fact
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 3, 2020It’s Time to Sign the Declaration of Independence, and I, Elbridge Gerry, Will Have the Biggest Signature of All