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All posts tagged
cancer
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September 25, 2018List: How to Talk to a Cancer Patient Without Being a Complete Twit
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June 15, 2018List: Totally Normal Responses for When Your Dad With Terminal Cancer Texts You a Clip of Monty Python’s “Always Look On the Bright Side of Life”
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May 8, 2017So, You’re Thinking of Getting Cancer…
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January 13, 2017List: 5 Warning Signs of Melanoma That Are Super Distracting at This Orgy
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April 20, 2016Doing Science: Bow Down to Your Gooey Grey Nanolords
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February 2, 2015Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Rachel Wheels Them Out
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October 19, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Use the “Battle” Metaphor for Other People Who Have the Distinct Displeasure of Cancer
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June 1, 2012Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Mammogram Machine at Beth Israel Hospital
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January 27, 2011Playing Doctor: Column 6: The Bad News
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April 30, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Inoperable Brain Tumor
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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