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June 20, 2024What I Would Do If I Got Off the Roof of This Office Building and Were Elected President
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May 29, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 50: Wrecking My Car, Part II
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April 6, 2017Should You Consolidate Your Student Loans, or Get Hit By a Car?
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December 9, 2016Good News! The Man Who Hit Your Car Thinks You’re Attractive!
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December 5, 2011I’m Sorry That My Robot Car Ran Over Your Robot Cat
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December 19, 1999There is No Average Day When You Live in a Port-A-Potty
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September 13, 1999Fights I’ve Recently Seen in Which I was Not Involved, but Still Played a Part, However Minor, Done in Three Short Plays.
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July 1, 1999Once Their Tools Were Stolen, Other Things Happened
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 10, 2024The Topeka Witches Coven Answers Questions about the Upcoming Union Vote to Join the United Auto Workers
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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October 9, 2024270 Reasons: Because the American Experiment Is on the Defensive
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October 9, 2024Leaked Transcript of the Secret Meeting Where Democrats Control the Weather