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car-accidents

May 29, 2019

Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 50: Wrecking My Car, Part II

by Charlie Hopper
April 6, 2017

Should You Consolidate Your Student Loans, or Get Hit By a Car?

by Ben Bliss
December 9, 2016

Good News! The Man Who Hit Your Car Thinks You’re Attractive!

by Hana Michels
December 5, 2011

I’m Sorry That My Robot Car Ran Over Your Robot Cat

by Curtis Edmonds
December 19, 1999

There is No Average Day When You Live in a Port-A-Potty

by Todd Pruzan
September 13, 1999

Fights I’ve Recently Seen in Which I was Not Involved, but Still Played a Part, However Minor, Done in Three Short Plays.

by John Warner
July 1, 1999

Once Their Tools Were Stolen, Other Things Happened

by Jeff Johnson

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March 9, 2023

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

by Ryan Weber
March 8, 2023

Honest Haikus for Women

by Emily Knapp
June 29, 2018

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

by Isabella Giovannini
March 17, 2023

My Irish-American Culture Is Not Your Costume—It’s My Costume

by Jack Stebbins

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Eight Wilderness Survival Tips for Adjunct Writing Instructors

by Dave McNamara
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Your Tesla Has Installed the Latest Update and Is Now a Toaster

by Adam Greenspan
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We Would Like to Discuss Why Our Preschooler Was Replaced After Only One Week as Snack Helper

by Jeremy Blachman
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Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period

by Miriam Jayaratna and Kathryn Baecht