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June 20, 2024What I Would Do If I Got Off the Roof of This Office Building and Were Elected President
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May 29, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 50: Wrecking My Car, Part II
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April 6, 2017Should You Consolidate Your Student Loans, or Get Hit By a Car?
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December 9, 2016Good News! The Man Who Hit Your Car Thinks You’re Attractive!
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December 5, 2011I’m Sorry That My Robot Car Ran Over Your Robot Cat
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December 19, 1999There is No Average Day When You Live in a Port-A-Potty
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September 13, 1999Fights I’ve Recently Seen in Which I was Not Involved, but Still Played a Part, However Minor, Done in Three Short Plays.
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July 1, 1999Once Their Tools Were Stolen, Other Things Happened
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters
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February 13, 2025Government Welfare Is Evil, Unless the Money Goes to the Wealthiest Man in the World