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    There’s No Need to Wear a Mask On This Flight—We’re Not Scared! Now Take Off Your Shoes in Case There’s a Bomb in Your Socks
    by Eli Grober
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    The CDC’s COVID-19 Guidelines for Moms Who Are Just So Tired of This Shit
    by Mary Grilli Jacobs
  • January 10, 2022
    Questions for the CDC in Light of the Omicron Variant from Concerned Parents, for the Love of Christ
    by Kate Brennan and David Lee White
  • April 30, 2021
    CDC’s Guidelines for When It’s Safe to Still Wear Lounge Pants
    by Christina Nelson
  • December 17, 2020
    A Warning from the CDC for All Hallmark Movie Protagonists Returning to Their Hometowns This Christmas
    by Ali Kelley
  • March 27, 2020
    An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice
    by Jackie Pick
  • March 6, 2020
    “A Solid Flu Vaccine”: A Scientist Looks Back On the Day Trump Came Up With a Cure For the Coronavirus
    by Craig Varley
  • February 27, 2020
    The CDC’s Revised Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators Chart
    by Mark Lerner
  • February 14, 2017
    The CDC Has Issued a Quarantine Order for All the Lovey-Dovey Crap You See On Valentine’s Day
    by John Flowers
  • January 24, 2017
    Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines
    by David Calkins
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