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All posts tagged
cdc
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December 30, 2020An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice
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December 17, 2020A Warning from the CDC for All Hallmark Movie Protagonists Returning to Their Hometowns This Christmas
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March 6, 2020“A Solid Flu Vaccine”: A Scientist Looks Back On the Day Trump Came Up With a Cure For the Coronavirus
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February 27, 2020The CDC’s Revised Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators Chart
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February 14, 2017The CDC Has Issued a Quarantine Order for All the Lovey-Dovey Crap You See On Valentine’s Day
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January 24, 2017Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines
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January 22, 2016Doing Science: The Zombie Apocalypse is Upon Us, If We Are Ants
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 21, 2021
An Interview with Nikita Lalwani, Author of You People -
April 21, 2021A Tribute’s First Day of the Hunger Games or a Teacher’s First Day of School Reopening?
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April 20, 2021The Salad Bar Is Back, Baby!
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April 20, 2021Writing Prompts from a Teacher Trying to Get Her Class to Reveal Where They Hid Her Keys