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cheerleaders

August 6, 2020

Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted

by Samuel Jaye Tanner and Ben Stasny
March 10, 2020

Jerry From Cheer Mat-Talks You Through the Coronavirus Outbreak

by Jenny Donoghue
December 2, 2009

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags

by Kent Woodyard
February 19, 2007

Romeo And Juliet Flynn, The Sophomore Squad’s Head Cheerleader

by J.P. Lacrampe
August 17, 2004

Meat Loaf: On Commitment to Varsity Cheerleaders

by Kevin O. Cuinn

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September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 30, 2024

Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”

by Jane G.
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
September 10, 2024

The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference

by McKayley Gourley

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by Carlos Greaves
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by Ashton Winters