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chicago

December 14, 2005

Questions You Should Ask Someone Who Calls in a Bomb Threat, According to the “Life Safety Manual” at My Office Building in Chicago

by Mike Aparicio
October 10, 2000

News From the Road

by Neal Pollack
October 2, 2000

A Report to the Commerical Club of Greater Chicago

by Neal Pollack
July 26, 2000

A Don For All Seasons

by Neal Pollack
December 19, 1999

There is No Average Day When You Live in a Port-A-Potty

by Todd Pruzan
August 13, 1999

Reviews of Bands My Friends Are In

by Kevin Guilfoile

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June 14, 2022

My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

by Sarah Suksiri
June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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June 29, 2022

Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core

by McKayley Gourley
June 29, 2022

First Drafts of Classic Movie Quotes

by Louie Aronowitz and Patrick Coyne
June 29, 2022

We’re Sorry We Caused the Tampon Shortage

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis