All posts tagged
chocolate
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May 14, 2018List: Notes White House Aides Have Placed in Trump’s Briefing Books, or Inspirational Quotes from Dove Promises Chocolate Wrappers?
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May 29, 2015Walt Whitman’s Sampler
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February 14, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: More, More, More
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September 15, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 18: Boycott Chocolate
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March 4, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to Dove Heart-Shaped Valentine’s Chocolates That Feature Romance Tips From Martha Stewart
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August 15, 2008Selections From H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter
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April 6, 2007List: Probable Future Names of Hershey’s Candies, Following the Progression of Kisses to Hugs
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September 7, 2006List: For the Coming Post-Chocolate-Milk Paradigm: Other Drinks That Can Be Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup
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September 5, 2003Sestina: Ode to a Thin Mint
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October 21, 2002List: Chocolate Molds Available from a Leisure World, in Toronto, Ontario
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 18, 2018Welcome to Breastfeeding Class, Surrender All Hope
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October 18, 2018List: Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY
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October 18, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 1 to 112
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October 18, 2018Fuck You, We’re Sight Words!