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All posts tagged
chocolate
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May 9, 2019Reviews of New Food: NuttZo Organic Paleo Chocolate Power Fuel
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April 19, 2019Reviews of New Food: IKEA’s Flat-Packed Chocolate Easter Rabbit
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May 14, 2018List: Notes White House Aides Have Placed in Trump’s Briefing Books, or Inspirational Quotes from Dove Promises Chocolate Wrappers?
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May 29, 2015Walt Whitman’s Sampler
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February 14, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: More, More, More
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September 15, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 18: Boycott Chocolate
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March 4, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to Dove Heart-Shaped Valentine’s Chocolates That Feature Romance Tips From Martha Stewart
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August 15, 2008Selections From H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter
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April 6, 2007List: Probable Future Names of Hershey’s Candies, Following the Progression of Kisses to Hugs
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September 7, 2006List: For the Coming Post-Chocolate-Milk Paradigm: Other Drinks That Can Be Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?