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All posts tagged
chocolate
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May 9, 2019Reviews of New Food: NuttZo Organic Paleo Chocolate Power Fuel
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April 19, 2019Reviews of New Food: IKEA’s Flat-Packed Chocolate Easter Rabbit
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May 14, 2018List: Notes White House Aides Have Placed in Trump’s Briefing Books, or Inspirational Quotes from Dove Promises Chocolate Wrappers?
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May 29, 2015Walt Whitman’s Sampler
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February 14, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: More, More, More
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September 15, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 18: Boycott Chocolate
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March 4, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to Dove Heart-Shaped Valentine’s Chocolates That Feature Romance Tips From Martha Stewart
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August 15, 2008Selections From H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter
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April 6, 2007List: Probable Future Names of Hershey’s Candies, Following the Progression of Kisses to Hugs
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September 7, 2006List: For the Coming Post-Chocolate-Milk Paradigm: Other Drinks That Can Be Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes