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christmas-music
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December 24, 2024The Twelve Days of Christmas
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December 23, 2024Holidays Songs for Life Under the US Health Care System
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December 21, 2023An Open Letter to People Who Hate the Paul McCartney Song “Wonderful Christmastime”
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December 20, 2022“Santa Claus Is Coming to Town,” Edited by Twenty-First-Century Parents
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December 20, 2021“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like March 2020”
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December 16, 2020The Cashier from “The Christmas Shoes” Breaks His Silence
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October 29, 2020Out-of-Season Christmas Music Is a Menace, and the Christmas Commission Will Protect You
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December 16, 2019Dr. Manhattan’s 12 Days of Christmas
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December 18, 2018The Twelve Days of Workplace Christmas, Annotated By the Corporate Communications Department
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December 12, 2018Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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