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All posts tagged
christmas-trees
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December 11, 2023We Are Wirecutter, and Last Winter We Sent Eighty-Six Reporters to Test Fifteen Hundred Artificial Christmas Trees. Twelve Haven’t Returned
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November 20, 2020The 2020 Rockefeller Center Tree Speaks
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December 23, 2019What It Says About the Christmas Tree In the Bible
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November 28, 2018Secret Service Emergency Response Protocol 1434M: If the First Lady Is Attacked by Demonically Possessed Christmas Trees
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December 23, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 56: Family Traditions
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June 22, 2010We Are Going to Turn This Fake Christmas Tree Into an Art Piece So I Don’t Have to Haul it Down to the Basement Again
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January 14, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 5: Do You Hear What I Hear?
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December 18, 2009Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tom, Drunk On the Christmas Tree Lot
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian