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All posts tagged
christmas-trees
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December 11, 2023We Are Wirecutter, and Last Winter We Sent Eighty-Six Reporters to Test Fifteen Hundred Artificial Christmas Trees. Twelve Haven’t Returned
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November 20, 2020The 2020 Rockefeller Center Tree Speaks
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December 23, 2019What It Says About the Christmas Tree In the Bible
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November 28, 2018Secret Service Emergency Response Protocol 1434M: If the First Lady Is Attacked by Demonically Possessed Christmas Trees
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December 23, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 56: Family Traditions
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June 22, 2010We Are Going to Turn This Fake Christmas Tree Into an Art Piece So I Don’t Have to Haul it Down to the Basement Again
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January 14, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 5: Do You Hear What I Hear?
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December 18, 2009Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Tom, Drunk On the Christmas Tree Lot
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ