Internet Tendency

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

McSweeney's Quarterly Subscriptions

“Ever shape-shifting and ambitious, McSweeney’s has redefined what a literary institution can be.”—Catherine Lacey

Subscribe to our multi-award-winning McSweeney’s Quarterly today.

All posts tagged

chuck-schumer

December 26, 2019

We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway

by Bob Vulfov
January 23, 2018

Even Though Judas Betrayed Jesus Pretty Hard in the Past, We’re Going to Take Him at His Word This Time

by Bob Vulfov

Trending 🔥

April 26, 2021

Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?

by Talia Argondezzi
April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
November 13, 2018

If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed
May 6, 2021

I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp

by Tom Smyth

Recently

May 7, 2021

My Mother’s Day Gift to Myself Is This Dissociative Episode in Costco

by Audrey Burges
May 7, 2021

Gregor Samsa’s DIY Mother’s Day Gift Ideas

by Louie Aronowitz
May 7, 2021

We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits

by Sarah Gruen and Chandler Dean
May 6, 2021

I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp

by Tom Smyth