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All posts tagged
cleaning
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May 10, 2023The Fückin’ Rad Art of Swedish Death Metal Cleaning
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September 25, 2020We Are the 56 Tubs of Clorox Wipes You Bought At the Start of the Pandemic
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October 16, 2018The Complete Guide to Cleaning Your Grout
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March 12, 2018I’m Not Trying to Undermine Your Motivational Post-it Notes, But as a Facilities Staffer I Do Need to Clean the Bathroom Mirror
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August 15, 2017Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Adam Stevens, Bathroom Boy
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May 4, 2017Does Using a Cleaning Service Undermine My Thesis On Class Struggle?
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April 29, 2015I Wash My Face Like Women in Skin Care Commercials
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March 5, 2015Let’s Tidy Up This Sex Dungeon!
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March 18, 2013Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cleaning
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September 22, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hygiene
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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