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coldplay

October 30, 2019

Since Radiohead Died In the First Wave of the Mutant Uprising, Will You Now Please Consider Listening to Coldplay?

by Andy Spain
March 8, 2013

Let’s Make a Beautiful Case-Study Video for Your Social-Media Based Ad Campaign

by Marco Kaye
March 14, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Coldplay doesn’t count as ‘European exceptionalism.’”

by Kent Woodyard

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September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 30, 2024

Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”

by Jane G.
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 2, 2024

JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars

by Sam Woods

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October 11, 2024

I Wish I Went Before Mary Shelley in This Storytelling Contest

by Mike Drucker
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270 Reasons: Because Kamala Harris Can Say the Word “Abortion”

by Lauren Groff
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Brutally Honest Instructions for Visiting a Pumpkin Patch

by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
October 10, 2024

Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell

by Martin Nolan