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college-admissions

December 29, 2019

A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal

by Jessica M. Goldstein
December 16, 2019

I Am Lady Macbeth, and Your Facebook Post About Your Kid’s Early Acceptance to Harvard Really Pisses Me Off

by Michelle Ephraim and Caroline Bicks
August 27, 2019

This Is Your Last Fucking Chance to Show Interest In Attending Our University

by Rebecca Smith
March 13, 2019

In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft

by Micah Osler
October 5, 2018

We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!

by Homa Mojtabai
May 13, 2016

Hijabi in Plain Sight: When Hijabi is Accused of Playing the Hijabi Card

by R. Aicha
April 12, 2011

Diversity In the News: Column 10: Open Season

by Ellen Ferguson

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February 19, 2020

Self-Care Tips for Toddlers

by Shannon J. Curtin
February 21, 2020

Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like

by Ali Kelley, Kate Herzlin, Danielle Kraese, and Ysabel Yates
February 12, 2020

Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?

by Laura Slade Lewis
February 12, 2016

The Pagan Origins of Valentine’s Day

by Kathryn Doyle

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February 24, 2020

Waiting for Dodo: Conversations With My Baby About His Refusal to Sleep Comprised Entirely of Quotes From Waiting For Godot

by Danny Coleman
February 24, 2020

Famous Quotes From Philosophers If They Had Spent $9 for a Bottle of Juice

by Rima Parikh
February 24, 2020

I Hate Trump’s Awful Policies, But I Love That He’s a Huge Asshole

by Teddy Wayne
February 21, 2020

Aww, Our Newborn Baby Is So Beautiful… Right?

by Kristen Mulrooney