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college

June 1, 2006

Roller-Derby Pseudonyms for Literature Majors

by J. Steven Davis and Katherine J. Hannon
May 26, 2006

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 10: On Repose

by Oronte Churm
January 19, 2006

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 7: On the Unknown

by Oronte Churm
December 1, 2005

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 6: On Confessions

by Oronte Churm
November 2, 2005

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 5: On Seeing

by Oronte Churm
September 21, 2005

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 4: On Autonomy

by Oronte Churm
August 24, 2005

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 3: On Tenacity

by Oronte Churm
August 11, 2005

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 2: On Jaundice

by Oronte Churm
July 14, 2005

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 1: On Introductions

by Oronte Churm
May 2, 2005

Understanding the Seattle SuperSonics by Comparing Them to Girls You May Have Dated in College

by Charlie Williams

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