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All posts tagged
college
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March 4, 2002Actual Email Usernames Given by Students in Introductory Astronomy at the University of California, Santa Barbara
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February 26, 2002Actual Notes I Took During a Showing of Paris is Burning in College, Discovered Four Years Later
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February 5, 2002Actual Bullet Points from a Handout for a Philosophy Class on Consciousness
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January 28, 2002Quoting My Philosophy Professors Out of Context
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July 9, 2001Top Ten Favorite Movies List With an Entry That Reveals the List-Maker as Someone Only Pretending to Be an Assistant Professor of Cinema Studies at an Australian University
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April 19, 2001Actual First Names of People Who Have Recently Worked in the Romance Department at Harvard University
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March 29, 2001Actual Sentences Written by Students in My Fiction Workshop in a Well-Respected MFA Program Over a Period of a Couple Weeks or So
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March 23, 2001Diary Of A Student At Patrick Henry College, The Nation’s First College For Home School Students, Which Offers A Major In Only One Subject: Government.
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October 23, 2000Slogans of Not-So-Prestigious Schools
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members