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All posts tagged
college
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August 8, 2003Selected Listings from the Campus Clubs and Activities Guide Under “C.”
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January 21, 2003Names, Words, and Phrases from Notes Taken in an Archaeology Class, Whose Meanings and Context I Have Since Forgotten
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October 15, 2002Motivational Slogans Posted on the Walls of the Career Services Office at the Borough of Manhattan Community College
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October 15, 2002Actual Security Incidents at Queen’s University
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June 24, 2002Final Sentences of Essays I Wrote in College
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May 27, 2002Selected Speeches on the Theme of “Perfect Day,” as Summarized in the British Airways Japanese Speech Contest for Schools Program
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April 22, 2002Injudicious Uses of Exclamation Points in the Teacher’s Video Company Catalog
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April 22, 2002Actual Evaluations I Received from Students in My Analytical Chemistry Class
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April 22, 2002Students’ Responses to a Quiz on McDonald’s, Presented as Evidence That I Might Not Be Cutting It As an American Culture Teacher at a College in Ningbo, China
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March 25, 2002Answers I Gave on a Pop Quiz in My Understanding the Short Story Class
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