computers

I am the Orson Welles of Powerpoint

Monologue: Microsoft Office Assistant: The Paper Clip

When I Was Using Allen’s Computer, I Changed Some of the Talking Points in His Work Speech.

Retraction: There is In Fact Such a Thing as a Virus that Puts Porn on Your Computer

A Guide to Screen-Layering in the New Screen-Profuse Environment

List: Future Computer Viruses Named After the Subject Headers of the Emails in Which They Are Propagated

List: The Least Believable Things I Can Reach With a Cane While Sitting at My Computer

List: Answers to Common Questions, in Which the Answers Incorporate Common AutoCAD 14 Commands

List: Names Considered and Rejected by the Software Company “Cisive” While Looking for Something in the Style of “Teligent” and “Genuity.”

List: Spell-check’s Suggested Replacements for My Last Name