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All posts tagged
conventions
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June 13, 2017List: Ten Fragrances from This Year’s E3
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July 19, 2016Monologue: Clint Eastwood Talks to the Empty SCOTUS Seat at the 2016 GOP Convention
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July 18, 2016Welcome to My Rejuvenating Meditation Retreat at the Republican National Convention!
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July 18, 2016List: Final Schedule for the 2016 Republican National Convention
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September 6, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: We Own This Country
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June 22, 2011Phil Campbell? Phil Campbell. Welcome to Phil Campbell.
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March 9, 2010The Keynote Address at the Annual Conspirators’ Convention.
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May 3, 2006Sestina: Reverie
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September 3, 2004List: Lyrics From Pavement’s Slanted and Enchanted That Sound Like They Could Be Slogans Shouted by Protesters During the Republican National Convention Speeches
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral