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McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
All posts tagged
cows
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January 4, 2017I Will Love You Until The Cows Come Home — But Only Until Then
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February 26, 2013Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Holly Harper Sells Cow Waterbeds
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May 20, 2009Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go In Europe: One Dollar Cow: Angkor, Cambodia
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February 17, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: 2%
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October 28, 2002The Fundamental Race
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August 22, 2002Iris’s Metamorphosis
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October 27, 2000List: Cow Best Sellers
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe