Imagine if those puffs of cloud that float across the sky were actually the uncombed white spots of an enormous blue dairy cow adrift through the universe with all of humanity riding along in its gravitational pull more or less for free. Then imagine how expensive milk could be.
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“Let’s imagine a world where Puerto Rico can be truly free; where my people can expect more than food, clean water, and a roof.” — Raquel Salas Rivera
February 17, 2009
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