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February 17, 2009

Jokes by Brian Beatty: 2%

by Brian Beatty
January 24, 2007

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Milking It

by Brian Beatty
September 7, 2006

List: For the Coming Post-Chocolate-Milk Paradigm: Other Drinks That Can Be Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup

by Matthew Webster

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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February 21, 2019

We’re Parents of Young Children and We Binge-Watch TV Minutes at a Time

by Blake Kimzey
February 21, 2019

List: Improv Comedy Rules for Pessimists

by Gwen Thomas
February 21, 2019

Monologue: Hi, I’m an Empath Now

by Melanie LaForce
February 20, 2019

Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

by Sheri Flanders