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All posts tagged

milk

June 24, 2019

Neutral, Milk, or Hotel?

by Drew Drevyanko
April 19, 2019

God, Does the Land of Milk and Honey Also Have Oat Milk?

by Jacob Rosenberg
February 17, 2009

Jokes by Brian Beatty: 2%

by Brian Beatty
January 24, 2007

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Milking It

by Brian Beatty
September 7, 2006

For the Coming Post-Chocolate-Milk Paradigm: Other Drinks That Can Be Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup

by Matthew Webster

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February 19, 2020

Self-Care Tips for Toddlers

by Shannon J. Curtin
February 21, 2020

Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like

by Ali Kelley, Kate Herzlin, Danielle Kraese, and Ysabel Yates
February 12, 2020

Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?

by Laura Slade Lewis
February 12, 2016

The Pagan Origins of Valentine’s Day

by Kathryn Doyle

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February 24, 2020

Waiting for Dodo: Conversations With My Baby About His Refusal to Sleep Comprised Entirely of Quotes From Waiting For Godot

by Danny Coleman
February 24, 2020

Famous Quotes From Philosophers If They Had Spent $9 for a Bottle of Juice

by Rima Parikh
February 24, 2020

I Hate Trump’s Awful Policies, But I Love That He’s a Huge Asshole

by Teddy Wayne
February 21, 2020

Aww, Our Newborn Baby Is So Beautiful… Right?

by Kristen Mulrooney