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Articles by
Brian Beatty
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July 13, 2009Monologue: One-Size-Fits-All Hairnets Are a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry
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April 3, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Good Night
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April 2, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Got Your Toes
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April 1, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Ironic Pentameter
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March 31, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Doggone It
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March 30, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Patridiotic
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March 9, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Jumbo Brat
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February 17, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: 2%
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January 28, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Wack-Ed Flow
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January 12, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Loverboys
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December 23, 2008Jokes by Brian Beatty: Unhappy Holidays
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November 27, 2008Jokes by Brian Beatty: Thankful
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November 16, 2018Nihilist Dad Jokes
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December 6, 2018Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers