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Brian Beatty
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February 13, 2008Jokes by Brian Beatty: Like Magic
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January 27, 2008Jokes by Brian Beatty: Positive Thinking
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January 8, 2008Jokes by Brian Beatty: Buffaloed
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December 3, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Money Shot
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November 16, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Looks
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October 24, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Danger
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October 8, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Humidity
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September 27, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Monkey Business
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August 16, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Guilty as Charged
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March 27, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Kidding
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March 6, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Fun
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February 22, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Roaming
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