Some people will do anything to get out of jury duty. One time, I killed a man.
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“I cannot help feeling that the gun crisis is at the core of everything that ails our country.” — Owen King
August 16, 2007
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