Some people will do anything to get out of jury duty. One time, I killed a man.
LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
A catalog of Trump’s worst cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes.
Also available as a free downloadable PDF.
August 16, 2007
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