I won the wishbone snap, so my family won’t be getting together for Thanksgiving ever again.
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“I cannot help feeling that the gun crisis is at the core of everything that ails our country.” — Owen King
November 27, 2008
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