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All posts tagged
thanksgiving
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November 20, 2018List: Things Women Are Thankful For In 2018
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November 20, 2018William Bradford’s Thanksgiving Pyramid Scheme
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November 20, 2018List: Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives
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November 6, 2018My Absentee Ballot for Thanksgiving Dinner
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November 22, 2017Thanksgiving Dinner 101 Course Syllabus
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November 21, 2017This Thanksgiving We’re Pivoting to Video
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November 21, 2017List: Traditional Thanksgiving Sidepieces
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November 20, 2017Scenes from Ivanka Trump’s Deep Sea Thanksgiving
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November 20, 2017List: Turkey Recipes for Thanksgiving 2017, a Year in Which We Are Thankful and Definitely Not Crying
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November 23, 2016How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause