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All posts tagged
thanksgiving
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November 23, 2022How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft
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November 23, 2022Butterball Helpline Helpline
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November 22, 2022As a Direct Descendent of a Mayflower Pilgrim, Thanksgiving Means a Little More to Me, Bartholomew Dunston Ratbait IV
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November 21, 2022An Open Letter to the Nurses Who Will Spend Thanksgiving in the Hospital with My Family and Me
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 23, 2021Traditions for Your Special Thanksgiving Day
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November 23, 2021Plymouth Colony, 1621: The First Turkey Trot
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November 22, 2021I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole
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November 27, 2020I Won Thanksgiving!
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November 25, 2020How the First Thanksgiving Came to Be
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types