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All posts tagged
thanksgiving
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November 29, 2019The First Black Friday, by William Bradford
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November 27, 2019Butterball Helpline Helpline
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November 26, 2019Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue
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November 26, 2019How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone
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November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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November 25, 2019Response List for Trumpers This Thanksgiving
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November 25, 2019How to Survive Thanksgiving With Your Not-Quite-Leftist-Enough Family
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November 20, 2019Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends
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November 11, 2019Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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January 3, 2020Signs You May Be a Female Character In a Work of Historical Fiction
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director