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All posts tagged
thanksgiving
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November 29, 2019The First Black Friday, by William Bradford
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November 27, 2019Butterball Helpline Helpline
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November 26, 2019Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue
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November 26, 2019How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone
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November 26, 2019I Am the President’s Pardoned Turkey. Please Kill Me
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November 25, 2019Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
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November 25, 2019Response List for Trumpers This Thanksgiving
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November 25, 2019How to Survive Thanksgiving With Your Not-Quite-Leftist-Enough Family
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November 20, 2019Animals Got Problems: Wake Me Up When November Ends
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November 11, 2019Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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March 27, 2020An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice
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March 25, 2020Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book
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April 1, 2020We, the Hard-Working, Newly Homeschooling Parents of America, Have Rewritten the Common Core Standards
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March 30, 2020Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?
