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All posts tagged
thanksgiving
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November 24, 2014Hungover Bear and Friends: Attend to the Divine
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November 27, 2013You Are a Gravy Boat
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November 27, 2013Monologue: A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens
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November 26, 2013The First Black Friday, by William Bradford
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November 26, 2013Thanksgiving Reminiscences and Recipes from the Authors of Toro Bravo
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November 22, 2013A McSweeney’s Thanksgiving
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October 1, 2013Autumn Owes No Apologies
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November 21, 2012Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Thanksgiving With Vegans
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November 21, 2012Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Cook a Turkey
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November 20, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Let’s all invite an Onondaga Indian (AKA “pagan savage”) in and badger him about Jesus. Wartime atrocities aside… let’s become apostles!”
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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March 21, 2019List: A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers, Part II