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thanksgiving
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November 20, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Let’s all invite an Onondaga Indian (AKA “pagan savage”) in and badger him about Jesus. Wartime atrocities aside… let’s become apostles!”
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November 20, 2012Recipes for a Fun-Filled Thanksgiving
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November 23, 2011Ben Greenman’s Graphs About Charts and Charts About Graphs: Graph #16
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November 22, 2011The Ultimate Hunger Games
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November 22, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Ronnie, Gary, Aunt Gretchen, Pastor Larry, Pastor Larry’s Wife Anna, Tina, Tina’s Deadbeat Coworker, Uncle Vinny, That Kid Matt from Petey’s Soccer Team, and Cousin Vinny’s Tramp Girlfriend
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November 24, 2009Macy’s Balloon Task Force Holds Post Parade Press Conference
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November 23, 2009The Art of Holiday Food
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November 27, 2008Jokes by Brian Beatty: Thankful
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November 21, 2007A Hillbilly Thanksgiving
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November 21, 2007How Someone Who Didn’t Pay Much Attention in Class But Learned Just Enough to Pass Exams Imagines the First Thanksgiving
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