People who will not be invited to Thanksgiving dinner this year and a mnemonic for the things we will not be discussing (religion, gambling addictions, GEDs, politics, lesbianism, prostates, last wills and testaments, The Dallas Cowboys, unemployment, vegetarianism, the Kardashians, misdemeanors, felonies, pyramid schemes, the awful cooking, and Vinny’s tramp girlfriend.)
November 22, 2010
Ronnie, Gary, Aunt Gretchen, Pastor Larry, Pastor Larry’s Wife Anna, Tina, Tina’s Deadbeat Coworker, Uncle Vinny, That Kid Matt from Petey’s Soccer Team, and Cousin Vinny’s Tramp Girlfriend
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