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August 2, 2024I Embark on the Hero’s Journey of Filling My Insulin Prescription
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January 31, 2024CVS Here, Reminding You That Your Rx Is Ready and Our Ass Is on the Line
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July 20, 2023My Political Career Should Not Be Defined by the One Time I Got My Dick Stuck in a CVS Blood Pressure Machine
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April 29, 2021The Self-Checkout Machine at CVS Gaslights You
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