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August 2, 2024I Embark on the Hero’s Journey of Filling My Insulin Prescription
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January 31, 2024CVS Here, Reminding You That Your Rx Is Ready and Our Ass Is on the Line
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July 20, 2023My Political Career Should Not Be Defined by the One Time I Got My Dick Stuck in a CVS Blood Pressure Machine
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April 29, 2021The Self-Checkout Machine at CVS Gaslights You
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 23, 2025The Items You Own That Don’t Contain Microplastics
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January 22, 2025After Studying Existentialism for a Semester, We Have Jokes
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January 21, 2025Why Are People Leaving This City We’ve Made Impossible to Live In?