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January 14, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “The mainstream media creates scandals to help ratings. Networks race for commercial dollars—celebrating hysteria and commissioning ‘junk journalism.’”
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January 10, 2005Ladies and Gentlemen, This Is Your Captain Speaking
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September 8, 1999I am a Concerned Chilled Orange-Juice Customer
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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May 7, 2021My Mother’s Day Gift to Myself Is This Dissociative Episode in Costco
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May 7, 2021Gregor Samsa’s DIY Mother’s Day Gift Ideas
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May 7, 2021We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp