Former Illinois governor, Rod Blagojevich, blames his arrest, impeachment, and eventual imprisonment on “those muckraking so-and-so’s at CNBC." Also, a mnemonic for the owners of the major sports franchises in the Dallas/Ft. Worth Metroplex (The Mavericks -Mark Cuban; Stars – Tom Hicks; Rangers – Nolan Ryan; F.C. Dallas – Clark Hunt; and Cowboys – Jerry Jones).
January 14, 2013
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