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October 6, 2015List: Top 100 Baby Names as Selected by Registered Members of Metal Band Fan Site Cattledecapitation.net
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January 19, 2011Create Your Own Death Metal Song
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April 15, 2010List: Death Metal Lyric or William Blake Quote?
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July 30, 2009The Baxter County DeathFest Has Been Canceled
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August 8, 2007Monologue: Death-Metal Star Rethinks Romantic Love Onstage
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December 15, 2005Death-Metal-Publicist Birth Announcement
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March 16, 2004Sestina: Death Metal Number One
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe