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All posts tagged
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July 3, 2019Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced By Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” As Our National Anthem
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October 6, 2015List: Top 100 Baby Names as Selected by Registered Members of Metal Band Fan Site Cattledecapitation.net
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January 19, 2011Create Your Own Death Metal Song
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April 15, 2010List: Death Metal Lyric or William Blake Quote?
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July 30, 2009The Baxter County DeathFest Has Been Canceled
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August 8, 2007Monologue: Death-Metal Star Rethinks Romantic Love Onstage
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December 15, 2005Death-Metal-Publicist Birth Announcement
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March 16, 2004Sestina: Death Metal Number One
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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