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All posts tagged
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July 3, 2019Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced By Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” As Our National Anthem
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October 6, 2015Top 100 Baby Names as Selected by Registered Members of Metal Band Fan Site Cattledecapitation.net
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January 19, 2011Create Your Own Death Metal Song
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April 15, 2010Death Metal Lyric or William Blake Quote?
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July 30, 2009The Baxter County DeathFest Has Been Canceled
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August 8, 2007Death-Metal Star Rethinks Romantic Love Onstage
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December 15, 2005Death-Metal-Publicist Birth Announcement
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March 16, 2004Sestina: Death Metal Number One
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 27, 2020
949 Topics to Discuss With Undecided Voters
