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May 10, 2023The Fückin’ Rad Art of Swedish Death Metal Cleaning
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December 22, 2020Barack Obama’s Favorite Swedish Death Metal of 2020
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July 4, 2019Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced by Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” as Our National Anthem
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October 6, 2015Top 100 Baby Names as Selected by Registered Members of Metal Band Fan Site Cattledecapitation.net
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January 19, 2011Create Your Own Death Metal Song
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April 15, 2010Death Metal Lyric or William Blake Quote?
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July 30, 2009The Baxter County DeathFest Has Been Canceled
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August 8, 2007Death-Metal Star Rethinks Romantic Love Onstage
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December 15, 2005Death-Metal-Publicist Birth Announcement
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March 16, 2004Sestina: Death Metal Number One
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian