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October 6, 2015

List: Top 100 Baby Names as Selected by Registered Members of Metal Band Fan Site Cattledecapitation.net

by Lara Kierlin
January 19, 2011

Create Your Own Death Metal Song

by Peter Dabbene
April 15, 2010

List: Death Metal Lyric or William Blake Quote?

by Eli Petzold
July 30, 2009

The Baxter County DeathFest Has Been Canceled

by Drew Fontaine
August 8, 2007

Monologue: Death-Metal Star Rethinks Romantic Love Onstage

by Jonathan J. Levin
December 15, 2005

Death-Metal-Publicist Birth Announcement

by Joe Chellino
March 16, 2004

Sestina: Death Metal Number One

by Ernest Hilbert

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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December 10, 2018

An OkCupid Profile of a Freelance Writer Looking For an On-time and Paid Invoice

by Irving Ruan
December 10, 2018

List: A Selected Pathology of People Who Ask Questions at “In Conversation With” Events

by Austin Bernhardt and Heeseung Kim
December 10, 2018

Our Expensive, Members-Only, Women’s Club Is Now a Safe Space for 1% of Women

by Lina Abascal
December 7, 2018

Holiday Shopping For the Man Who Knows Everything

by Allison Breyer Everett