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October 6, 2015

List: Top 100 Baby Names as Selected by Registered Members of Metal Band Fan Site Cattledecapitation.net

LARA KIERLIN
January 19, 2011

Create Your Own Death Metal Song

PETER DABBENE
April 15, 2010

List: Death Metal Lyric or William Blake Quote?

ELI PETZOLD
July 30, 2009

The Baxter County DeathFest Has Been Canceled

DREW FONTAINE
August 8, 2007

Monologue: Death-Metal Star Rethinks Romantic Love Onstage

JONATHAN J. LEVIN
December 15, 2005

Death-Metal-Publicist Birth Announcement

JOE CHELLINO
March 16, 2004

Sestina: Death Metal Number One

ERNEST HILBERT

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

MEG ELISON
November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

JORY JOHN
August 15, 2018

List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide

CATHARINE OGLETREE
August 14, 2018

List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”

TOM RUSSELL and WENDI AARONS

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List: What Your Favorite 2000s Emo Pop Band Says About You

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Confronting Your Office’s Vending Machine Over Changes In Its Menu

STEPHANIE HAYES
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One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Why I’ll Keep Protesting

KEVIN BOYLE