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June 20, 2018

Upon the Altar of IKEA

by Meg Elison
April 26, 2018

Thoughts While Walking Through the Home Goods Section at Anthropologie

by Sarah Solomon
February 8, 2017

I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom

by Valerie Nies
October 1, 2014

I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa

by Jen Winston
May 13, 2011

An Open Letter to Walgreens

by Joseph Andrew
June 24, 2005

The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium

by Kate Hahn
October 9, 2003

Opening

by J. Robert Lennon

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
September 4, 2018

Sensible Hairstyles for Women Over 50

by Laura Winther Galaviz
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali

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December 13, 2019

Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund

by Marco Kaye
December 13, 2019

Christmas Presents For Adjunct Professors

by Ross Bullen
December 13, 2019

I’m the Duolingo Owl and I’m Tired of Your Bullshit

by Muireann Kelly
December 12, 2019

Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is Heathcliff and I Am Sorry That I Am About to Ruin Your Future Romantic Life

by Helena de Bres