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    Upon the Altar of IKEA
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    List: Thoughts While Walking Through the Home Goods Section at Anthropologie
    by Sarah Solomon
  • February 8, 2017
    Monologue: I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom
    by Valerie Nies
  • October 1, 2014
    Monologue: I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa
    by Jen Winston
  • May 13, 2011
    Open Letter: An Open Letter to Walgreens
    by Joseph Andrew
  • June 24, 2005
    List: The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
    by Kate Hahn
  • October 9, 2003
    Opening
    by J. Robert Lennon
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