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July 10, 2020

We at Anthropologie Will Be the Harbingers of Racial Justice

by Sumeet Kaur
June 20, 2018

Upon the Altar of IKEA

by Meg Elison
April 26, 2018

Thoughts While Walking Through the Home Goods Section at Anthropologie

by Sarah Solomon
February 8, 2017

I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom

by Valerie Nies
October 1, 2014

I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa

by Jen Winston
May 13, 2011

An Open Letter to Walgreens

by Joseph Andrew
June 24, 2005

The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium

by Kate Hahn
October 9, 2003

Opening

by J. Robert Lennon

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June 3, 2021

Honest Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Go Back to In-Person Work

by Meena Harris
June 4, 2021

It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?

by Audrey Farnsworth
June 7, 2021

New York Times’ Hookup Announcements

by Eugenia Viti and Ian Bardenstein
June 11, 2021

If I Moved Back to My Hometown, As Envisioned by My Parents

by Emily Delaney

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June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
June 17, 2021

Son, I Just Called to Tell You How Much I Love Field of Dreams

by Nathan Kamal
June 17, 2021

Why I’m Selling My Catalog of Dad Jokes

by Gary Rudoren
June 16, 2021

How I Saved Enough to Buy a House With My Parents’ Money

by Eli Grober