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July 10, 2020We at Anthropologie Will Be the Harbingers of Racial Justice
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June 20, 2018Upon the Altar of IKEA
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April 26, 2018Thoughts While Walking Through the Home Goods Section at Anthropologie
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February 8, 2017I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom
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October 1, 2014I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa
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May 13, 2011An Open Letter to Walgreens
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June 24, 2005The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
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October 9, 2003Opening
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck
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September 16, 2021Short Conversations with Poets: Eleanor Wilner