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All posts tagged
department-stores
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June 20, 2018Upon the Altar of IKEA
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April 26, 2018Thoughts While Walking Through the Home Goods Section at Anthropologie
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February 8, 2017I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom
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October 1, 2014I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa
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May 13, 2011An Open Letter to Walgreens
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June 24, 2005The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium
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October 9, 2003Opening
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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May 29, 2020We Need to Protect the True Victims of Civil Unrest: Big Box Chain Stores
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May 29, 2020Standing Agenda: Family Video Chats, May 2020 to Infinity
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May 29, 2020
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May 29, 2020I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together