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department-stores

June 20, 2018

Upon the Altar of IKEA

by Meg Elison
April 26, 2018

List: Thoughts While Walking Through the Home Goods Section at Anthropologie

by Sarah Solomon
February 8, 2017

Monologue: I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom

by Valerie Nies
October 1, 2014

Monologue: I Am Gary, Your Bed, Bath and Beyond Sherpa

by Jen Winston
May 13, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Walgreens

by Joseph Andrew
June 24, 2005

List: The Mall’s Banana Republics for the New Millennium

by Kate Hahn
October 9, 2003

Opening

by J. Robert Lennon

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 6, 2019

Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure

by Emma Brewer

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February 20, 2019

Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

by Sheri Flanders
February 20, 2019

Animals Got Problems: It’s Tough Out There

by Alyssa Machle John and Jory John
February 20, 2019

The Subtext of Every Cold Email I’ve Sent Since Graduating — I’m Definitely Fine Though

by Jennifer Kim
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp