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March 5, 2025Okay, You Try Thinking of a Better Way to Protest President Nyarlathotep’s Terror Telecast
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March 4, 2025Russian Phrases for Americans: A Practical Guide for Our New Reality
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 26, 2025We Promised to Bring Back a Golden Age—But We Never Actually Specified Which Golden Age
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February 25, 2025We’ve Replaced the Government’s Hiring Criteria with a Better, Fairer System: Hiring Whoever Yells the Loudest
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February 24, 2025Starfleet Eliminating All Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Programs
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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April 29, 2025We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families