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All posts tagged
donald-trump
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October 9, 2018List: 18 Tips On Being More Present: Presidential Line of Succession Edition
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October 4, 2018For Once, I’m Glad My Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist
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October 3, 2018Between the World and Squee: A Letter to My Scared White Son
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October 3, 2018List: More Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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October 1, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Against the Contagion of Hatred
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September 26, 2018A Time Traveler Goes Back in Time to the Birth of Baby Hitler But Gets the Wrong Baby
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September 25, 2018The Adventures of Trump Sawyer
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September 13, 2018Puerto Rico Is Just a Theory
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September 11, 2018Monologue: I, Lucius Malfoy, Have Regularly Considered Leaving the Death Eaters
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September 10, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: It’s Simple
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral