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All posts tagged
elderly
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September 23, 2019How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments
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June 14, 2016If the IRS Asks, This Theme Park is a Nursing Home
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January 20, 2016Overheard in a Retirement Community, 2070 AD
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December 1, 2014The Hidden Rich: At the End of the Day
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May 30, 2013Old People’s Internet Providers
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July 21, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 16: Living Facility
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March 24, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 9: On Birthdays
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May 20, 2010Senior Pranks
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September 11, 2008New Texting Acronyms for the Elderly
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April 17, 2008The Catcher in the Retirement Home
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 3, 2020The Fourth of July: Myth vs. Fact
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 3, 2020It’s Time to Sign the Declaration of Independence, and I, Elbridge Gerry, Will Have the Biggest Signature of All