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elderly
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September 23, 2019How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments
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June 14, 2016If the IRS Asks, This Theme Park is a Nursing Home
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January 20, 2016Overheard in a Retirement Community, 2070 AD
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December 1, 2014The Hidden Rich: At the End of the Day
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May 30, 2013Old People’s Internet Providers
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July 21, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 16: Living Facility
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March 24, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 9: On Birthdays
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May 20, 2010Senior Pranks
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September 11, 2008New Texting Acronyms for the Elderly
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April 17, 2008The Catcher in the Retirement Home
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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