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All posts tagged
elderly
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September 23, 2019How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments
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June 14, 2016If the IRS Asks, This Theme Park is a Nursing Home
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January 20, 2016Overheard in a Retirement Community, 2070 AD
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December 1, 2014The Hidden Rich: At the End of the Day
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May 30, 2013Old People’s Internet Providers
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July 21, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 16: Living Facility
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March 24, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 9: On Birthdays
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May 20, 2010Senior Pranks
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September 11, 2008New Texting Acronyms for the Elderly
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April 17, 2008The Catcher in the Retirement Home
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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