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All posts tagged
elderly
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September 23, 2019How to Talk to Your Aging Parent About Colluding With Foreign Governments
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June 14, 2016If the IRS Asks, This Theme Park is a Nursing Home
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January 20, 2016Overheard in a Retirement Community, 2070 AD
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December 1, 2014The Hidden Rich: At the End of the Day
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May 30, 2013Old People’s Internet Providers
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July 21, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 16: Living Facility
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March 24, 2011Diversity In the News: Column 9: On Birthdays
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May 20, 2010Senior Pranks
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September 11, 2008New Texting Acronyms for the Elderly
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April 17, 2008The Catcher in the Retirement Home
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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