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elizabeth-taylor
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March 7, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “China helps manufacture ’warfare management technology. Everything from robot bombs to Japanese wedding lights (i.e. fireworks)”
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August 13, 2003McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Pittsburgh Puzzle Parry-In-A-Pen Match: “Let’s Git it On!”
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August 20, 2001List: All I Remember from a Shelley Winters Biography I Read at Fifteen
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June 28, 1999I Love “Our Mister Collins.”
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant