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Non-Essential Mnemonics: “China helps manufacture ’warfare management technology. Everything from robot bombs to Japanese wedding lights (i.e. fireworks)”

McSweeney’s Brain Exploder: Pittsburgh Puzzle Parry-In-A-Pen Match: “Let’s Git it On!”

List: All I Remember from a Shelley Winters Biography I Read at Fifteen

I Love “Our Mister Collins.”