A line from the “Globalization” chapter of my little brother’s macro-econ textbook and a mnemonic for Elizabeth Taylor’s seven husbands: Conrad Hilton, Michael Wilding, Michael Todd, Eddie Fisher, Richard Burton (twice), John Warner, Larry Fortensky.
March 7, 2011
“China helps manufacture ’warfare management technology. Everything from robot bombs to Japanese wedding lights (i.e. fireworks)”
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