A line from the “Globalization” chapter of my little brother’s macro-econ textbook and a mnemonic for Elizabeth Taylor’s seven husbands: Conrad Hilton, Michael Wilding, Michael Todd, Eddie Fisher, Richard Burton (twice), John Warner, Larry Fortensky.
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