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All posts tagged
husbands
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June 1, 2018Modern Tips for Looking After Your Human Husband
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May 24, 2017List: Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early
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November 10, 2016
Your New White Husband™ -
June 20, 2016How to Be a Modern-Day Wife
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August 11, 2015Monologue: Me Commercial Husband
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March 14, 2014Give Me Back My Husband! At Some Point!
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July 18, 2012Explaining Literature to My Wife
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May 3, 2011Dan McCandly, World-Famous Action Explorer and Husband of Linda McCandly, Who Is Also a World-Famous Action Explorer, Goes to Marriage Counseling
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March 7, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “China helps manufacture ’warfare management technology. Everything from robot bombs to Japanese wedding lights (i.e. fireworks)”
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May 26, 2010Supplementary Program Notes for Husbands Forced to Attend This Evening’s Performance of Haydn’s Missa Cellensis
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell