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All posts tagged
husbands
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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June 1, 2018Modern Tips for Looking After Your Human Husband
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May 24, 2017List: Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early
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November 10, 2016
Your New White Husband™ -
June 20, 2016How to Be a Modern-Day Wife
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August 11, 2015Monologue: Me Commercial Husband
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March 14, 2014Give Me Back My Husband! At Some Point!
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July 18, 2012Explaining Literature to My Wife
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May 3, 2011Dan McCandly, World-Famous Action Explorer and Husband of Linda McCandly, Who Is Also a World-Famous Action Explorer, Goes to Marriage Counseling
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March 7, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “China helps manufacture ’warfare management technology. Everything from robot bombs to Japanese wedding lights (i.e. fireworks)”
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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January 5, 2016List: 10 Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost In a Role
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