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All posts tagged
husbands
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December 3, 2019Last Christmas, My Husband Gave Me the Machine from Kafka’s “In the Penal Colony,” and I Didn’t Realize How Much It Would Change Me
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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June 1, 2018Modern Tips for Looking After Your Human Husband
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May 24, 2017Reasons Your Friend is Apologizing for Her Husband as They Leave Your Party Early
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November 10, 2016
Your New White Husband™ -
June 20, 2016How to Be a Modern-Day Wife
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August 11, 2015Me Commercial Husband
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March 14, 2014Give Me Back My Husband! At Some Point!
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July 18, 2012Explaining Literature to My Wife
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May 3, 2011Dan McCandly, World-Famous Action Explorer and Husband of Linda McCandly, Who Is Also a World-Famous Action Explorer, Goes to Marriage Counseling
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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June 6, 2020
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June 5, 2020An Update From Your University’s Vice President of Academic Affairs
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June 5, 2020Senator Susan Collins Responds to the Federal Government’s Deployment of People-Eating Machines to End Protests
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June 5, 2020Maslow’s Hierarchy of Post-Pandemic Wish Fulfillment Fantasies