husbands

Supplementary Program Notes for Husbands Forced to Attend This Evening’s Performance of Haydn’s Missa Cellensis

Sleep

List: Things I Thought About Telling My Husband I Was Thinking About When He Asked What I Was Thinking About While I Was Actually Thinking About Having Babies

List: Phrases Commonly Used by 1950s Housewives That Were Often Misinterpreted by the Housewives’ Husbands as Blatant Requests for Sex

List: Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics

Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Husband’s Pillow

Monologue: A Man Who Donated His Big Toe to His Wife Asks For it Back Now That They’re Getting a Divorce

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 4: Part of What It Means To Be the Husband of a Diplomat

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “China helps manufacture ’warfare management technology. Everything from robot bombs to Japanese wedding lights (i.e. fireworks)”

Dan McCandly, World-Famous Action Explorer and Husband of Linda McCandly, Who Is Also a World-Famous Action Explorer, Goes to Marriage Counseling