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husbands
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March 7, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “China helps manufacture ’warfare management technology. Everything from robot bombs to Japanese wedding lights (i.e. fireworks)”
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May 26, 2010Supplementary Program Notes for Husbands Forced to Attend This Evening’s Performance of Haydn’s Missa Cellensis
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May 14, 2010A Man Who Donated His Big Toe to His Wife Asks For it Back Now That They’re Getting a Divorce
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March 24, 2009Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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August 22, 2007Phrases Commonly Used by 1950s Housewives That Were Often Misinterpreted by the Housewives’ Husbands as Blatant Requests for Sex
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December 14, 2005Things I Thought About Telling My Husband I Was Thinking About When He Asked What I Was Thinking About While I Was Actually Thinking About Having Babies
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October 19, 2005An Open Letter to My Husband’s Pillow
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May 22, 2003Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 4: Part of What It Means To Be the Husband of a Diplomat
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July 1, 2002Sleep
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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December 7, 2023Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew