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All posts tagged
husbands
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March 7, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “China helps manufacture ’warfare management technology. Everything from robot bombs to Japanese wedding lights (i.e. fireworks)”
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May 26, 2010Supplementary Program Notes for Husbands Forced to Attend This Evening’s Performance of Haydn’s Missa Cellensis
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May 14, 2010A Man Who Donated His Big Toe to His Wife Asks For it Back Now That They’re Getting a Divorce
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March 24, 2009Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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August 22, 2007Phrases Commonly Used by 1950s Housewives That Were Often Misinterpreted by the Housewives’ Husbands as Blatant Requests for Sex
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December 14, 2005Things I Thought About Telling My Husband I Was Thinking About When He Asked What I Was Thinking About While I Was Actually Thinking About Having Babies
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October 19, 2005An Open Letter to My Husband’s Pillow
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May 22, 2003Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 4: Part of What It Means To Be the Husband of a Diplomat
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July 1, 2002Sleep