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All posts tagged
end-of-the-world
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January 27, 2025Watch as I Destroy Your Society, Gradually, Over the Course of One Hundred to Two Hundred Years
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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August 29, 2024Reviews of New Food: Costco Readywise Emergency Food Bucket
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August 7, 2024Animal Farewells for the Sixth Extinction
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July 25, 2024So, What Are the Logistics Behind the Apocalypse Orgy?
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May 28, 2024God’s Slack Channel for #Revelation
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February 23, 2024Sorry We Machines Destroyed Your Civilization in Such a Boring Way
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December 6, 2023Answering Questions at the Climate Summit After My Speech in Support of Oil World
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October 18, 2023As CEO of BattleBots, I Assure You There’s Almost No Danger of the Robots Becoming Self-Aware and Killing Us
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October 17, 2023We’re Scrapping Our Gen Ed Model in Favor of Survival Skills Training
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters