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All posts tagged
end-of-the-world
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January 26, 2022Our School District’s New Emergency Preparedness Guidelines Are Based on the Book of Revelation
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December 16, 2021Your Parenting Choices Have Caused the Apocalypse
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September 13, 2021A Note to My Remaining Students at the Close of the 2021 Fall Semester
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September 3, 2021We’re the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and Your Bill Has Gone to Collections
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July 15, 2021Tweets from the Bath & Body Works Crisis Communications Team in the Year 2030
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October 1, 2020Decorating Tips for the Fall of Society
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February 7, 2020The 2048 Republican Presidential Primary Candidates Debate What Should Be Done About the World’s 250 Million Climate Refugees
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January 31, 2020Punxsutawney Phil Drunk Dials His High School Crush
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June 5, 2019We Cannot Act On Climate Change Until We Confirm It’s a Person of Color, Gay, an Immigrant, or a Woman
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June 28, 2018End Times Knock-Knock Jokes
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?