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end-of-the-world
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August 29, 2024Reviews of New Food: Costco Readywise Emergency Food Bucket
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August 7, 2024Animal Farewells for the Sixth Extinction
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July 25, 2024So, What Are the Logistics Behind the Apocalypse Orgy?
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May 28, 2024God’s Slack Channel for #Revelation
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February 23, 2024Sorry We Machines Destroyed Your Civilization in Such a Boring Way
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December 6, 2023Answering Questions at the Climate Summit After My Speech in Support of Oil World
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October 18, 2023As CEO of BattleBots, I Assure You There’s Almost No Danger of the Robots Becoming Self-Aware and Killing Us
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October 17, 2023We’re Scrapping Our Gen Ed Model in Favor of Survival Skills Training
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August 9, 2023Email Greetings for Modern Times
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February 8, 2023Notes for the Writers’ Room of the Second Cold War
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 8, 2024I Am the School Custodian in Charge of Classroom Litter Boxes. Ask Me Anything
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October 8, 2024I Only Offered to Do the Dishes at This Dinner Party So I Can Keep Eating
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October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time