And on a Thursday afternoon, God created the #Revelation Slack Channel.
God
Time to get this party started! Or more like ENDED?! #LFGtotheEndofDays
God
I know we’re all excited to finally bring about the end of all things on Earth. Tagging in key stakeholders now.
God added @antichrist @famine @war @palehorse @conquest @AngelGab @Jesus
Death
OMG DEAD. Love working with this team!
Gabriel
Toot toot, motherfuckers! 🤘
God
Gonna go ahead and sunset channel #bringabouttheend and #climatechange since they have both come to their natural conclusions.
Famine
Are you sure about #climatechange? Feel like there’s still some loose ends to wrap up there. That team has some exciting stuff happening in Iceland we might want updates on.
God
Agree, they are doing incredible work but I’m not sure we need so many unique #endofthings
God has archived #bringabouttheend #climatechange
Jesus
Hate to make a new channel but @StPeter and I think there might need to be a separate conversation happening around the Rapture and are going to move this to #Rapture
Jesus has added @StPeter to #Revelation. Jesus has created #Rapture.
God
Cool cool, totally get it. Excited to see what the team is planning for the reaping of souls.
Death
I didn’t realize Jesus was heading the #Rapture? Feels like this has been my account for several millennia now?
Jesus
Oh, I feel like I’m on the Output end and your team is more Input?
God
Looping in Jesus to lead his first project so more senior members of the team can focus on their main projects.
Death
Right… like reaping souls?
Jesus
@palehorse Happy to jump into a huddle on this and see what your team has been working on.
Death has left #Rapture.
War
Just adding a couple World Wars to the calendar. If you didn’t get an invite and want to be added, happy to add you in, just trying to honor the current flow.
Death
Ah, hell yeah! Five World Wars? Love the Slack integration, will never miss a war. 🥳 🎉
Gabriel
Hey team. Adding in the other archangels.
Gabriel has added @Michael and @FlamingSwordGuy
Jesus
Speaking of adding stakeholders, just wondering how we’re cluing in Hell? Are we giving them all remote access to this channel or should I just CC Satan in the next email?
Antichrist
Dad is asking to join the Slack, and has some elevator pitches for the team.
God
I think we want to keep this channel for internal use only?
Antichrist has left #Revelation
God
Oh… uh…
Antichrist has joined #Revelation. Antichrist has added outside contributor @princeofhell.
Antichrist
Sorry about that. Chatted with Jesus and we agreed it’s best the whole team has a say in the End.
God
Let’s make sure we are keeping all comms in the main thread, for record keeping.
Lucifer
Thrilled to be back with the OG #creationcrew. 😎 I know I’ve been working for the competitor but stoked to be working with my OG boys again! @AngelGab and @Michael
Michael
You have got to be kidding me…
Lucifer
@Michael Beg your pardon?
Michael
Sorry, that was meant for the picture of Mary Magdalene’s new puppy in #dogsofheaven
God has added @theOGHolyG to #Revelation
God
Excited to add the other key stakeholder in the sub project #Rapture, please welcome the Holy Ghost.
Holy Ghost
Thanks so much! 🙏
Jesus
Oh, I didn’t realize there were co–project managers on that account?
Death
I thought we were delegating?
Lucifer
Not to step on any toes here, but pretty confusing to be reporting to so many stakeholders as an outside contributor…
God
Well, technically We are All Three in One, so there should be no problems moving forward.
Jesus
Right right, I love working with this team! #nononsese
Noah has joined #Revelation.
Noah
Just wondering if I can advise here? Have a lot of prior disaster and ship-building experience in case of floods?
God
As we discussed at the end of M1 (Millenia 1), we are sunsetting floods for the destruction of mankind. 🌈
Conquest
Are we limiting ourselves with that? What if a bomb causes a tsunami? What team owns that?
Famine
Yeah, I think we need to be open to all methods of destruction here? Got some interesting stuff in the works with Diet Culture.
Death
Whatever yields the highest GTS (Gross Total Souls).
God
Rethinking the need for this channel, things are getting too broadly destructive when we want to focus strictly on My plan for the end of creation. Will reach out to key stakeholders as necessary via private email.
God has archived #Revelation.
God has archived #existence.