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All posts tagged
the-bible
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April 19, 2019God, Does the Land of Milk and Honey Also Have Oat Milk?
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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August 9, 2018List: Applying Bible Verses About Discipline to My Two-Year-Old, Who Only Cares About Watching Daniel Tiger
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June 11, 2018Biblical Craigslist Ads
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September 26, 2017List: Four Helpful Bible Verses for United States Senators to Tweet During National Tragedies
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August 30, 2017Joel Osteen and the Ark
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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April 14, 2017List: Bible Verses with Forced Exposition
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March 29, 2017Adam and Eve Learn of Their Nakedness
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February 17, 2017The Biblical Tale of Noah’s Ark Revised to Account for Climate Change