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All posts tagged
the-bible
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April 25, 2022The Book of Job, Revisited
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April 13, 2022Psalm 23: A Meditation for Menopause
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January 26, 2022Our School District’s New Emergency Preparedness Guidelines Are Based on the Book of Revelation
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December 17, 2020AITA for Being Mad at My Husband’s Weird Family Member for Turning Water into Wine at Our Wedding?
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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July 14, 2020It’s Time for Spin Class With Deborah, Forgotten Horsewoman of the Apocalypse
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April 10, 20204 Bible Verses That Describe The Kick-Ass Birthday Party the Apostles Were Planning For Jesus Before They Learned He Was Going to Die For Our Sins
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April 10, 20203% of Scientists Agree that 39 Days and Nights of Rain Proves Absolutely Nothing
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March 12, 2020Pharaoh Decrees: “The Plagues Will Go Away On Their Own”
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December 23, 2019What It Says About the Christmas Tree In the Bible
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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May 24, 2022A User Manual for Your New Home Alarm System, D.O.G.