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All posts tagged
the-bible
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December 17, 2020AITA for Being Mad at My Husband’s Weird Family Member for Turning Water into Wine at Our Wedding?
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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July 14, 2020It’s Time for Spin Class With Deborah, Forgotten Horsewoman of the Apocalypse
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April 10, 20204 Bible Verses That Describe The Kick-Ass Birthday Party the Apostles Were Planning For Jesus Before They Learned He Was Going to Die For Our Sins
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April 10, 20203% of Scientists Agree that 39 Days and Nights of Rain Proves Absolutely Nothing
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March 12, 2020Pharaoh Decrees: “The Plagues Will Go Away On Their Own”
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December 23, 2019What It Says About the Christmas Tree In the Bible
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December 11, 2019The Book of Job, As Told By Wile E. Coyote
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September 6, 2019I Get That This One Is Newer But That Doesn’t Mean We Have to Call Mine The Old Testament
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August 20, 2019The Book of Genesis’s Genesis: The Genesis of the Band Genesis
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days