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All posts tagged
the-bible
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July 18, 2023Popular Sins, Explained
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April 25, 2023Smutty Books Have No Place in Our Schools. It’s Time to Ban the Bible
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April 7, 2023I Am Noah and I Need to Look at Your Animals’ Pee-Pees
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April 6, 2023Tripadvisor Reviews of Moses, Desert Tour Guide
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April 5, 2023Are You There God? It’s Me, Moses.
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September 19, 2022If the Forbidden Fruit Were a Red Delicious Apple
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July 28, 2022How I, God, Made the Bible So Clear on Abortion
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July 12, 2022And on the Twelfth Day of the Seventh Month, Thou Shalt Observe an Amazon Prime Day
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June 2, 2022The Book of Liberal Genesis
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May 27, 2022On the Eighth Day, God Was Asked to Come Back to the Office Because Red Flags Were Raised with Certain Elements of His Work
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November 29, 2023Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid