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August 14, 2014My Own Private Shock Corridor: Chance is the Fool’s Name for Fate, Part 1: Of All the Gin Joints…
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August 1, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 53: For the Eye Sees Not Itself
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July 24, 2014My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Own Private Shock Corridor.
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July 22, 2014I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Enough Tuba Talk—Let’s Listen
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July 18, 2014The View from Where I Standardize: Ruminations from the Test-Prep Industry: But Are You Self Aware?
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July 16, 2014It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Short Gold-Sequined Romper
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July 9, 2014My Own Private Shock Corridor: Exile in Goyville, Part 2
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July 3, 2014I Like Big Brass and I Cannot Lie: Confessions from the Tuba World: Real Men Bring Their Own Shade
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June 19, 2014My Own Private Shock Corridor: Exile in Goyville, Part 1
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June 12, 2014It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Counselor
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking