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November 11, 2011History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Man Weds Dog
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November 10, 2011The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: I Hate Young People
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November 9, 2011It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: #Perspective
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November 8, 2011No Fear of Flying: Kamikaze Missions in Death, Sex, and Comedy: “It’s All Gonna Break…”
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November 7, 2011Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Heavy-Laden
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November 4, 2011Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: The Geography of Uncool: Public Transportation
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November 3, 2011The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Life in the Arcology
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November 1, 2011Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Late-Night Love
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October 31, 2011Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $50 Under 11.5 Rounds Floyd Mayweather, Jr. vs. Victor Ortiz
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October 28, 2011The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Any Way You Want It
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 23, 2025I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone
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